[IntroStrings]
"I'm gonna have to open a can o' whoopass on ya now!"
"I'm on you like stink on shiet!"
"I'll barbecue yo ass in molasses!"

[RoamingStrings]
"I'm hungry enough to eat a baby's butt thru a park bench!"
"If I sit heer any longer, I'm gunna have one see-vere case o' assteroids!"
"Slower molasses in January!"
"Them jack-o-lope innards are just as good the second day!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus!"
"Hey Bubba, watch me pull a tractor outta my ass! Hehehehehe!"
"I could eat a buffalo's ass through electric fence!"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"This is like lookin' up a hog's butt for a ham sammich!"
"I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest!"

[KilledStrings]
"Jesus palaveno!"
"Holey SHIT!"
"Hot damn!"
"Sunuvva bitch!"
"Now that's an attention getter!"
"Slickering cat shiet on a flat rock!"

[FragStrings]
"Die, you sunuva bitch!"
"Ya screw with the bull, ya git the horn!"
"Hehheh, double battered and dixie fried!"
"Reckon that boy bust a gut!"
"That boy's blown up reeeaaal good, hahahah!"
"Ya like'at boy?!"
"City folk!"
"Yo ass is grass and I'm the lawnmowur!"
"One shithead at a time!"
"That boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowling bauwl!"
"Hot damn!"

[EnragedStrings]
"AAAAAGH, CRAPNELL!!"
"Boy you'd rather sandpaper a wildcat's ass than screw with me!"
"Tighter than duck's ass!"
"You are as ugly as a mud fence!"
"Now you gon' n' dunit!!"
"Boy I'm mad as fire now!"
"I'm gonna have to open up a 16-ounce can o' whoopass on ya now!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"Screw you and the hawrse you rode in on!"

[WinStrings]
"Hot damn!"
"Holey SHIT!"
"YEEEEEHAAAAWWW!"
"Huhuuuush puppy!"
"There you go! Now yer makin' bacon!"
"Hehe, you can't kill me, sucka!"
"If that don't take the ham off the hawg!"

[LoseStrings]
"Hey, Bubba. Watch me pull a tractor outta my ass! Hehehehe!"
"Screw you and the hawrse you rode in on!"
"Don't make me break my foot to open yo ass!"
"I'm gonna have to open up a 16-ounce can o' whoopass on ya now!"