[IntroStrings]
"oh no.. i can already tell this blows"
"hey"

[FragStrings]
"you got spanked... huhuh"
"i'm a certified ass-kicker"
"are you stupid?"
"what are you, a dumbass?"
"uhhh.. yeah!!"
"welcome to the smack-down"
"later dude"

[KilledStrings]
"that sucked"
"this blows"
"uhh..."
"you fart knocker"
"cut it out, asswipe"
"butt dumpling"
"ass munch"
"now im angry, damnit"
"peckerwood!"
"monkey spank!"

[RoamingStrings]
"so, like, where are all the chicks?"
"lets go get some nachos"
"uhh.... yeah"
"this sucks"
"this is boring... huhuh"
"i want to see some big boobs"
"fart knocker"
"butt knocker"
"dumbass"
"buttmunch"
"maybe we should like, watch some porn or something.."
"nachos rule!"
"mtv sucks!"
"beer kicks ass"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"you're stupid"
"youre all a bunch of fart knockers"
"uhhh... this sucks"
"come on, lets go get some chicks.. this blows... huhuh"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"this sucks..."
"this blows"

[WinStrings]
"i came to deal out an ass whooping"
"you guys suck.. huhuh"
"that was easy"
"maybe now i'll be able to score, cuz you know like, chicks will respect me and stuff"

[LoseStrings]
"uhh... this sucks. lets get outta here."
