[IntroStrings]
"i am the great cornholio!!"
"hey, hows it goin?"

[FragStrings]
"You can not escape the almighty bunghole!"
"die!"
"you're stupid.. heheh"
"i am cornholio!"
"fire! fire!"
"YEAH! EXPLOSIONS! HEHEHEHE..."
"do you have tp for my bunghole?!"

[KilledStrings]
"are you threatening me?!"
"asswipe!!"
"bunghole!!"
"fart knocker!"
"AAHHHH!!!"
"monkey spank!"
"DONT TOUCH ME, ASSWIPE!!!"
"butthole..."
"BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!"
"are you threatening me?! I AM CORNHOLIO!!!"

[RoamingStrings]
"do you have tp for my bunghole?"
"i am the great cornholio!"
"this sucks, lets go break something"
"this sucks"
"im hungry"
"fire! FIRE!"
"where are the chicks? we need chicks!"
"money! money! heheh.."
"this blows!!"
"uhhhh....."
"money is cool.. heheh"
"mtv sucks!"
"fire!!! yeah, heheh.."

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"this is stupid"
"you all suck! YOU SUCK!!!"
"this sucks, it really SUCKS!!"
"do not disturb the great cornholio!"
"every time i think im gonna score some fart knocker has to come in and ruin it!!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"this sucks..."

[WinStrings]
"bow down to the almighty bunghole!"
"fire!"
"you guys are stupid!!"
"yeah! yeah!!"

[LoseStrings]
"this sucks! come on, lets go break something!"
