[IntroStrings]
"Wilkommen du Shkullteig."
"Go Carn."
"YAY for Skulltag!"
"Dying time is here."
"I'm back Bizatches"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"THSI IS LIKE THEW BEST WAD OUT THERE ADN I WILL CALLL AL LMY FREIENDS TO GET ON IDES EAND PPAYIT WITHM E!!?!?!!!!111!!11
"WHEHEEEe!!!111"
"Anyone up for buckshot co-op on rjumpn.wad?"
"HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED AN EXTREMELY HEAVILY SCRIPTED ZDOOM/SKULLTAG RTS GAME?"
"My maps are dumb, aren't they? :)"
"Hehe, I know how to get the Doomsphere in Cold Fusion. :D"

[FragStrings]
"OMG SUPAR MULTICOLOR PSYCHADELLIC SEIZURE RAILGUN!!!"
"InstaGib might be an abbreviation for Instant Gibbage."
"...ya rly. :nod:"
"Heh, aabra == pwnage"
"Laugh Out Loud Z0r"
"Me lovez techno midis..."
"JDoom was splattered by jimmy91's supershotgun."
"Legacy chewed on jimmy91's boomstick."
"I should really be working on Insanity DooM goddammit."

[KilledStrings]
"Please, dude. That's getting REALLY old now."
"WOAH RLY??? 0_0"
"No, that does not make me LOL in any way."
"YES I KNOW I USE FREE-F*CKING-WEBS"
"Thank you captain obvious."
"Loud, giant red letters in LIN's posts make me \cgVERY ANGRY!"
"That was my house, god damn you"

[RoamingStrings]
"What makes the 97b announcer say 'Red red skull!'?"
"Man, I wish the :rock: smiley was still here. :("
"OMG CARN PHOTO LEAKD"
"Gold skull retakened!"
"I ate your dog."
"I make duel maps"
"GIFs FTW"
"I didn't even know Carn posted in offtopic."
"My this is confusing. XD"
"I OWN 1.04% OF ALL OF YOUR POSTS! Bwahahahaha!!!"
"Double pistols would be cool IMO."
"My ping is not enough."

[EnragedStrings]
"Keep your pants on d00d."
"\cgLOL OF THE DAY"
"HOLY FRACKING SHIT."
"Pointless post alert."
"Wow. That's about as off-topic as you can get."
"Also, loud big red letters in your posts make us all \cgANGRY!"
"One word post alert. DON'T DO IT!!!111"
"That would probably be funny if it wasn't so annoying."
"One abbreviated word: OMFG."
"WIP's never worked for me. Ever. Ever. Ever ever ever ever. Ever. Boohoo. :("
"/me's ping fails it."
"BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU!"
"I'MMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER"

[WinningRoamingStrings]
"Alt+F11 is your friend."

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Seriously. :knifehead:"
"STOP BUMPING THREADS!!! PLEASE!!!"
"OMG LIEK WTF THIS THREAD IS SHITOLD DON'T BUMP TEH THREADS N00B ROFL."
"I don't want you overusing caps and getting this thread closed, you idiot."
"Stupid unnecessary racist comments make me \cgANGRY"
"M1 1d10t n3t5p34k 5uxx0rz."
"/me likes wads better than pk3s."
"JPEGs suck."

[WinStrings]
"Awsomeness!"
"LIN Mengju just got owned."
"\cgLOL OF THE CENTURY."
"MWAHAHAHA!!1"
"Where did all these n00bs come from?"
"You fail it to the absolute maximum degree."
"\cgJIMMY91 WOZ HERE"
"I'm still cool. And illegal."

[LoseStrings]
"\cgOH MAN, I TOTALLY JUST GOT OWNED"
"This topic sucks."
"x_X"
"Meh, either way I don't give a flying fsck."
"/me really wishes he was a ST mod" 
