[IntroStrings]
"Knock Knock You Freak! Striker's In the House!"
"/me Has some ass-kicking to do"
"/me hopes his dialup doesn't pwn him"
"Yo!"
"Whazzuuuup?!"
"LOL, I have the slightest feeling I am going to be owned"
"Hello, Ready to have your ass kicked?"
"/me [BOT] (\cbINIT: \cdAss Kicking System)\ch..... \cg\n[FAILURE: Dialup Modem Busy Having Sex with CPU]"

[IntermissionStrings]
"This is an intermission String, whatever."
"Hehe, that was fun."
"LOL"
"GG"
"Blah."

[FragStrings]
"Suck on That!"
"Eat Lead!"
"HA! you just got owned by a Dialup User! XD"
"Aww, Does it Hurt?"
"Hot diggity Damn!"
"\cg*\chBOOM!\cg*"
"LOL!"
"Suck it Down!"
"You = Ass Kicked."
"$player_killed, You need to learn to\cg DODGE!"
"You just got Struck down!"
"Stricken by the Striker!"
"Hah! You suck worse than I do!"
"You like bullets in your ass?"
"That one's on Carn!"
"Your Medicine today: Rockets"
"/me Cheers!"


[KilledStrings]
"Damn you!"
"Ow"
"LOL, I ate that."
":<"
"Blech, lead tastes bad."
"I suck."
"/me goes emo."
"/me kicks the bucket."
"Hey! That hurt."
"Nice shot."
"Ow, I have a bullet in my ass!"
"Who just did that?!"
"$player_killedby, please stop it."
"This is not my day"
"$player_killedby, mech is going to kick you for that."
"My Connection is Fuck."
"Dialup Sucks."
"WTF? I shot First!"
"Aw, Fuck a duck."
"Go Buck a Fuffalo"
"/me just struck out."
"/me gives the finger."
"So, you shot me. But my cock is still bigger than YOURS!"
"Agh! My Ping is 50000! WTF?"

[RoamingStrings]
"$player_random_notself, Come here so I can kick your ASS!"
"WTF? Where are you?"
"Come out, Come out, wherever you are, you \chMOTHER FUCKER."
"Crap, now where is my SSG?"
"Darn, I can't find bfg."
"I'm over here bozo."
"I have such a headache."
"I hate whiny people."
"LIN doesn't stop whining about dumb little bits of crap."
"How do you like my sucky levels?"
"I am a seasoned DECORATE coder."
"Mech Rules!"
"Might I be able to find any furry chicks here?"
"tails.kicks-ass.net - Perfect Site for Die-Hard Sonic Fans!"
"What am I, Target Practice?!"
"Heh looks like things are gonna get messy. :D"
"SMDM is teh shit man!"
"Fear my Awesome skins!"
"Fear my Mad Dehacked Skillz!"
"I am banned from Zdaemon, Big deal."
"Make sure none of my prox mines blow your ass into outer space!"
"Here, eat some lead. It's good for you; It has Vitamin C and Stuff. ;)"
"CDoom64 is coming along well, If only ST was still in development"
"Can Someone PLEASE find somebody to take Carn's Place?"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Agh, this is what I get for flying off the handle on the forums."
"Stop Shooting Me! $player_inlead"
"LOL, I am sucking BAD."
"Goddamn my Dailup!"
"GODDAMNIT! I need BROADBAND.... NOW!"
"Ooooh boy."
"Lol, this sucks"
"Doh! why did I do that?!"
"Heh, I am being owned by $player_inlead, what a coincidence."
"Face it Striker, You suck."
"/me Gives up."
"/me Smashes Keyboard until his hands start bleeding"
"/me is getting tired"
"/me Needs to take a break and get laid."
"I am emo, I will admit it."
"/me is an emo bitch."
"/me walks away to go wack off."
"I Suck because I haven't been laid yet."
"Hrm."
"Ugh."
"I am freezing my ass off at my computer. -15'c in this room! My hands are numb!"
"Maybe I should play duke nukem for a while, then come back."
"Carn, please come back."
"You ungrateful fuck." 
